John Cena

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John Cena
John Cena Image.png
Birthday April 23, 1977
From West Newbury, Massachusetts, U.S.
Height You Can't See His Height
Weight You Can't See His Weight
Manager John Cena

Debut Match
John Cena W
Pinfall
Mask De Smith
8chanmania LV
First Victory
John Cena W
Pinfall
Mask De Smith
8chanmania LV
First Championship

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"YOU CAN'T SEE ME, MY TIME IS NOW"
— John Cena


AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA

In Reality[edit | edit source]

John Cena is an American professional wrestler. He originally started his career with a pseudo-robotic persona dubbed "The Prototype", but took up the role of the white rapper guy around 2002. Having played both heel and face at various times, Cena boosts an impressive sixteen (16) world heavy championship belts - a collection that only is rivaled by that of Ric Flair.

When he's not busy turning invisible in the middle of the ring, Cena also records rap albums (You can't see me, 2005) and works as an actor in assorted comedy and action movies.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Cena was first seen (well, sort of) in 8chanmania LV. He ate luchadore MASK de Smith for lunch, but lost against JC Denton. We can only guess that the nano-tech eyes of the JC somehow saw straight through Johns advanced stealth moves.

Infinite Cena (i.e., John Cena's head), took to the battle in 8chanmania LXXXIII. He managed to defeat Peter Griffin, but lost his second fight against N. Tropy.

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • John Cena with John Cena Manager fought and lost against JC Denton in 8chamania LV in what was a JC V JC&JC Match
  • John Cena briefly lived in China for promotional purposes and learned Mandarin before moving there.
  • John Cena also learned to play the piano.