Killa Kan

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Killa Kan
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Debut Match
Killa Kan W
KO
Buttbot
8chanmania XCIII
First Victory
Killa Kan W
KO
Buttbot
8chanmania XCIII
First Championship

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The Killa Kan is a walker from Warhammer 40.000

Bio[edit | edit source]

If you're part of the goblinoid Gretchin race ruled over by the Orkz, it quickly becomes evident that life sucks. You're constantly kicked, bullied, bossed around, and shouted at. Even if you do your job with absolute perfection, there's the invariable chance that you'll still get beaten or outright killed because your owner or another Ork is in need of a punching bag or simply bored. For some few fortunate Gretchin, however, life hands them the perhaps biggest ticket in the lottery: The chance to be hardwired into a hulking Killa Kan.

While the invasive nature of this process means a Grot can no longer leave the Killa Kan even if it wanted to, being stuck inside an over-sized oil barrel whose arms end in very choppy bits is a dramatic quality-of-life improvement for the average Gretchin. As a matter of fact, many so enjoy their new status inside Orkish society that they immediately stomp off to brutalize the Orkz who previously brutalized them - something the Mekboys and Dokz responsible for creating these cheerful sociopaths see with almost paternal approval. Nonetheless, the pilots of these lumbering walkers still happen to be Grots, and the same Killa Kan that rapidly waded right into the thick of it one moment ago can often be seen panicking and fleeing the second it no longer has absolute belief in its own invulnerability.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

A Killa Kan joined the ring during 8chanmania XCIII. To the surprise of absolutely no-one, it quickly tore the Buttbot a new one (potentially proverbially so), but then had the misfortune of running into Big Bill Hell, who somehow made the mechanical walker tap out.