Kraid

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Kraid
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Debut Match
Kraid W
Pin
Ristar
8chanmania LII
First Victory
Kraid W
Pin
Ristar
8chanmania LII
First Championship

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Kraid is a recurring boss enemy from the Metroid series.

Bio[edit | edit source]

Like many of the recurring space pirate enemies from the series, Kraid is an enormous, vaguely reptilian creature. And just like a scornful ex-wife, the fat bastard just keeps coming back, no matter how many missiles you manifest in his merry mug. Whether or not he is a pallete swap of Godzilla or a frustrated metaphor of alimony payments from a Japanese developer remains up for debate.

Mechanically, Kraid is more of a giant stage hazard. Touching him will hurt you, getting hit by the fireballs he spits will hurt you, and getting a handshake from the claws he (somehow) grows and launches from his Barry-tier British pot-belly hurts even more.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Kraid fought in the 90s-themed 8chanmania LII. His sheer bulk allowed him to crush the stellar mass of Ristar, but got tail-slapped by Gex one round later.