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Punished v
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Debut Match
Punished /v/ W
8chanmania XIV
First Victory
Punished /v/ W
Sub
Chard Warden
8chanmania XXVIII
First Championship

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Punished /v/ is the board mascot of /v/ - Video Games.

Bio[edit | edit source]

/v/ already was cynical asshole that fervently prayed for a second video game crash back when he still resided on 4chan. The 2016 GamerGate drama and the subsequent large-scale exodus of users to 8chan lead to the creation of 'Punished /v/' - a battle-scarred version of the original figure whose loss of an eye and an arm (alongside a new daughter) did not improve his behavior in general and his opinions on the gaming industry in particular.

8chan itself somehow saw him jumping from the frying pan into the fire. A kind soul might argue /v/ merely follows the usual cycle of innocent minds turning into bitter old men that frown over everything new. Which might make for an interesting cultural treatise, but you better pay sixty bucks if you want to see the abstract, and pre-order the season pass at Starbucks to get 50% of the article. You can then get the remaining 30% as part of the Definite Edition, and the other 20% across eight different DLCs.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Season 1[edit | edit source]

Punished /v/ debuted in 8chanmania XIV, but lacking records mean nothing beyond him not winning a belt has survived.

In first board-wide mania of 8chanmania XXVIII, Punished /v/ made Chad Warden tap out, but subsequently suffered ruptured eardrums when he lost to /tg/'s Sly Marbo.

Season 2[edit | edit source]

/v/ acted as the secret boss of 8chanmania XXXVIII, and promised the tournament's champion Teagan Almace that Uncommon Time would no longer be a shit game if she could best him. Teagan did, but /v/ warned her that there was another disaster already waiting beyond the horizon. And Uncommon Time is still shit.

Season 3[edit | edit source]

/v/ and /b/rother formed a tag team for 8chanmania XCVIII. They took out Kurt Wylde and Captain Falcon R, but Punished /v/ went on to tap out in their next battle against Big Tiddy Tau and Hex Maniac in the following round.