Round Bear

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Round Bear
Round Bear Image.png
Birthday '
From Asia
Height '
Weight '

Debut Match
Round Bear
Round Seal
W
Disq.
Crash Bandicoot
Gex
8chanmania XLIV
First Victory
Round Bear
Round Seal
W
Crash Bandicoot
Gex
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First Championship

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Round Bear is a very round bear.

Bio[edit | edit source]

Based on the coloration of its fur, Round Bear seems to be an specimen of the Asian black bear (Ursus thibetanus). Round bear's extreme roundness may be the result of it picking up weight for hibernation, but it equally may be a zoo animal that simply grew obese due to the excessive presence of food and insufficient physical activity, much like You.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Round Bear teamed up with Round Seal for 8chanmania XLIV. They won their first match against Crash Bandicoot and Gex after Gex spent slightly too much time outside the ring, proved too big a monster for Monster Hunter and his Deviljho, and ultimately got their fat asses beaten by George Constanza and Tomoko Kuroki.