Varg Vikernes

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Varg Vikernes
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Greven
Birthday February 11, 1973
From Norway
Height 5' 9 (179 cm)
Weight '

Debut Match
Varg Vikernes L
Hulk Hogan
8chanmania II
First Victory

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First Championship

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"Stop masturbating."
— Varg


Varg Vikernes is a Norwegian musician, author, church arsonist, and convicted murderer.

Bio[edit | edit source]

Varg hails back to the good ol' times where Scandinavian metal artists actually were metal - which meant he was convicted to 21 years in prison after (amongst other things) murdering a former friend and band colleague, setting three different churches on fire (he aimed for four), and gathering explosives to blow up the Norwegian parliament. Whether or not he sacrificed human blood to the old gods while working on his one-person project 'Burzum' remains the subject of lively speculation.

Released on probation in 2009, Varg now lives a more relaxed lifestyle as a philosopher-farmer who believes all races except for Aryans are failed Alien experiments. While a proud racist, he staunchly insists that he doesn't hate anyone, as hate is an irrational feeling, and Varg is a rational man.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Varg debuted in 8chanmania II, and immediately was booted out when the Hulkamania ran wild on him.

He supposedly also appeared in 8chanmania XIV, although it's only known that he was nominated for it.