Zombie

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Zombie
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Bellsprout

Debut 8chanmania LIV
with Bellsprout

Champions Managed


The regular Zombie is your regular cannon fodder from the mobileshit game Plants vs. Zombies.

Bio[edit | edit source]

When you're a zombie, life is good. Sure, you're no longer alive in the first place, your nose might be falling off, and you have this insatiable desire for human flesh in general and human brains in particular. But ignorance is bliss, as they say, and since most of your brain is busily decomposing or already was eaten by other zombies, you generally are pretty well off.

Life is less good when the local residents of suburbia - usually easy prey without a shopping mall or a hardware store to barricade themselves in - suddenly plaster their lawn with weaponized plants that mimic everything ranging from sentry guns to barbed wire. The HOA tyrants would probably be fuming if they didn't shuffle along next to you. But - no pain, no brain. Not that you could still feel pain, anyway.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

A Zombie appeared in the Pokémon-themed 8chanmania LIV, where it served as the trainer of a Peashooter. Unfortunately, an acute lack of functioning neurons made him a poor trainer, and his Pokémon was swiftly punched out by the Fairy Hare of Elvira.