Michael Jackson
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Michael Jackson was an American pop artists.
Bio[edit | edit source]
The eight of ten children, Jackson was born to very engaged parents that had never managed to achieve their own musical breakthrough, and instead drilled their kids to do it in their place. Being dragged to talent shows left and right eventually resulted in Jackson joining his older siblings to form the Jackson Five, and later had him start a mildly successful solo act by the time he turned thirteen.
Aside from his music, Jackson also was a noted performance artist that spitefully fought various ailments by actively making them worse. He therefore treated his diagnosed vitiligo by chugging skin bleach until he was whiter than Argentina, and likewise fixed a broken nose by having more cosmetic surgery than the entirety of contemporary K-Pop artists combined.
The rumor that he actually was a Thin Man that broke free of its master's yoke could never be confirmed, as Jackson followed the steps of Elvis and ate more sedatives than was good for him. He died on June 25th, 2009.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Michael Jackson fought in 8chanmania XXIX. He was scheduled to battle David Bowie, but lacking records mean nothing beyond him not winning a belt has survived.
