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The Settler was the long-time mascot of the simulation game series The Settlers.
Bio[edit | edit source]
The classical settler is a cartoon-style guy wearing a blue tunic and leather boots. During the series' heyday along the third and fourth game, players around the globe (and especially in Germany) would often stop designating construction sites or giving orders just to adore the sight as dozens of these little buggers diligently pursued their various jobs within the player's town.
Sadly, The Heritage of King's attempt to modernize The Settlers (by streamlining/dumbing it down as much as humanly possible) did not sit well with the fans, nor did the always-online DRM Ubisoft imposed on later titles. A complete "reboot" of the series was announced for March 2022, and promptly canned until further notice because those ungrateful gamers didn't like it.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
The Settler only appeared in 8chanmania XIII, where it realized it shouldn't have fucked with this this senator.
He allegedly had another appearance in 8chanmania XIV, but nothing beyond him not winning a belt there is known.
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- If you want to be pedantic, the Settler technically is a Roman carrier.
