The Hobo
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The Hobo is the protagonist of the Hobo flash game series.
Bio[edit | edit source]
The Hobo is what more polite people would call a person of no fixed abode. Though generally lazy to a fault, the Hobo sees red when the cops try to throw him out from his latest den in a local junkyard; setting the homeless man upon an epic quest of revenge against the police. Which factually means showering them with piss, shit, spit, and various other organic substances of his own making.
Unfortunately, the Hobo's vivid protest against police violence only serves to land him in prison. He obviously escapes; only to find himself hunted by SWAT teams and even military forces. And by the time he is done with these, too, the Hobo promptly gets abducted by aliens. It is not until he has conquered both hell and heaven until the poor dude finally gets some rest.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
The Hobo's only appearance was in 8chanmania XXII. He fittingly landed a crushing KO when the Janitor tried to clean up his mess; only to be disqualified for spending a little bit too long outside the right in his subsequent fight against Alice Fateburn XVI.
