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The VB Longneck Guy is what every Australian aspires to be.
Bio[edit | edit source]
Suppose your an Aussie. And not just any Aussie, no, but a fucking fitting and fucking full-bearing Aussie. You sit in your car at twenty to eight in the morning, and realize you didn't have breakfast yet. So what do you do? Scurry to the next bakery shop and get a sandwich? The vegan variety, gluten-free and with extra soy because your saucy little sissy stomach can't handle real calories?
Like fuck you will. You're a proud 'strayacunt, and the only breakfast a real Aussie man needs is his VB LONGNECK - down in one go, and right on the empty fucking stomach. Welcome to Australia, ya posh fucking cunt. Where men are men, women are men, and no-fucking-one ever laughed about fucking upside-down jokes.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
The VB Longneck Guy fought in 8chanmania XCII. He tried to glass Deadpool, but him not having any breakfast at hand meant nothing came of it.