Chip Hazard

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Chip Hazard
Chip Hazard Image.png
Commando Elite
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From United States
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Debut Match
Chip Hazard W
Pin
Osama Bin Laden
8chanmania XCIII
First Victory
Chip Hazard W
Pin
Osama Bin Laden
8chanmania XCIII
First Championship
Chip Hazard W
Sub
Pietro
8chanmania XCIII


Chip Hazard is the primary antagonist from the 1998 movie Small Soldiers.

Bio[edit | edit source]

Major Chip Hazard's life as a mere action figure took a drastic turn to the extreme when his unwitting designers equipped him, the rest of his squad, and the opposing Gorgonites toy line with military-grade micro-processors. Now outfitted with an electronic brain matching his battlefield-hardened brawn, Chip Hazard sees it as his personal duty to rid the world of the Gorgonites - no matter who they may be trying to hide behind.

Hazard is a born leader whose men would follow him anywhere, and furthermore may reprogram other electronic toys to serve as auxilliary troops. However, his undeniable tactical acumen is somewhat marred by being hard-wired towards the destruction of the Gorgonites; making him blind to the seemingly minor threats that ultimately lead to him being fried by an electromagnetic pulse.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Chip Hazard debuted in 8chanmania XCIII. He marked himself as a red-blooded American by kicking the ass of Osama Bin Laden, staunchly refused the attempts of Martellus to acquire him for his chapter, did not take the pill offered by Sir Reginald, showed Hank J. Wimbleton what madness truly meant, and finally won his belt by making Pietro stop clowning around.

The good major soon began the invasion of the grand finals. He was quick to dispatch the all but self-admitted Gorgonite-lover named Zero, but all of his military intelligence could not have prepared him against the scientific one from Dr. Morbis in the next round.
The mad scientist took the Small Soldier and promptly re-programmed him, turning Chip Hazard into a new entity creatively dubbed Hazardo.

Hazardo was present in the secret lair of Morbis when Lil' Vi and Dunpan arrived to save their friend Gintoki Sakata during 8chanmania C. His attempt to kill the two was cut short by the sudden appearance of Zero, who gave him a good beating before getting himself captured by Morbis' Ape-Men.

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • Chip Hazard was voiced by Tommy Lee Jones.
  • Small Soldiers had is own PS1 video game