Diaz

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Diaz
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Debut Match
Diaz W
Pin
Duke Nukem
8chanmania XLVI
First Victory
Diaz W
Pin
Duke Nukem
8chanmania XLVI
First Championship

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Diaz is a major character from the N64 action-RPG Hybrid Heaven.

Bio[edit | edit source]

Diaz is a secret service agent on the payroll of the United States' alphabet soup. Or at least that's what everyone thinks he is until Diaz shoots and kills the presidential bodyguard Johnny Slater. Curiously, the corpse of Slater somehow dissolves in a flash of mist and bright light, as do those of the two Men in Black escorting Diaz himself after he is done disposing of them.

Turns out, some Aliens decided they would take over the world by replacing everyone of importance with synthetic alien-human 'hybrids'. Diaz is one of these hybrids, except he isn't, because Diaz actually is the heavily brainwashed and cosmetically altered Johnny Slater. Meanwhile, the real Diaz is a hybrid, except he may or may not have gone rogue over his hate-boner against the man (re)made in his image.

Fortunately, any confusion that might be produced by the game's convoluted plot is quickly brushed aside by the in-built wrestling system.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Diaz fought in 8chanmania XLVI. The hybrid went positively nuclear on Duke Nukem, but was undone by the PTSD-ridden John Doe in the subsequent round.