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Johnny Slater
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Johnny Slater is the protagonist of Nintendo 64 Action-RPG Hybrid Heaven.
Bio[edit | edit source]
The idea that most, if not all the world's high and mighty actually are disguised aliens has been a popular conspiracy theory ever since Ayylmao's first became ingrained in pop culture. Except in the real world, alien shapeshifters, body-snatching reptilians, and whatever Mark Zuckerberg is apparently can only be defeated by poorly edited YouTube videos with tactically applied MS paint circles. In Hybrid Heaven, you simply suplex the damn suckers.
Enter Johnny Slater; a member of the US Secret Service that acts as a personal bodyguard to the president of Eagleland himself. Or would be doing so, at least, if he hadn't been captured by good aliens and put through surgery so he can impersonate another guy. Who actually is one of the bad aliens. The latter plan on taking over the world by replacing anyone in charge with obedient clones, so Johnny has to be a bad enough guy to rescue the president before they clone him, too.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Season 2[edit | edit source]
Johnny debuted in 8chanmania XLV. He came out swinging against crowd favorite but perennial jobber Ryo Hazuki and won with a pinfall. His next match was against Lana Skye, where he demanded that she take off her shirt to prove that she wasn't a hybrid. The match was won, but the shirt staid on. His third match was against minor heel Dingle Kringle, where victory was again taken, blazing a winning streak all the way into his fourth match with Iji Kataiser. Sadly, Plum and her gravity-defying antics put an abrupt halt to his investigation.
Slater came back for seconds during 8chanmania LXI. Suffice it to say his entry match against Colonel Scott O'Connor did not go entirely as planned.
His third and last appearance was during 8chanmania LI. There, Slater actually got to fight a real Human-Chozo hybrid in the form of Zero Suit Samus, but fell to the evil allure (and the horrible rhymes) of Game Over Grunty.
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- Hybrid Heaven is an awesome game and you should play it.
- As part of a running gag, Johnny believed every single opponent he fought was a hybrid, and would often go through insane feats of logic to explain this assumption.
- The perhaps most baffling of the above was Slater's insistence that Ryo Hazuki must be a hybrid - because Ryo never scores with any of the pretty girls that keep fawning over him. Ironically, this a running gag in Shenmue itself.