Fat Bald Priest

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Fat Bald Priest
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Debut Match
Fat Bald Priest W
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Emiya Shirou
8chanmania XXXVII
First Victory
Fat Bald Priest W
Pin
Emiya Shirou
8chanmania XXXVII
First Championship

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The Fat Bald Priest was the spiritually redeemed form of the Fat Bald Bastard.

Bio[edit | edit source]

Following his humiliating defeat in 8chanmania XXVIII at the hands of Sly Marbo, the Fat Bald Bastard underwent a deep emotional crisis. By virtue of his very nature, he was used to still getting the girl(s) despite of the protagonist's very best efforts. Losing a match, on the other hand, not only bereaved him from his supposed karmic invulnerability, but also led him to question the ultimate karmic outcome of his acts.

Christ, they say, forgives all sins. And with the FBB having an entire truckload of those, the FBB decided to amend his way by becoming a certified brother in Christ - frock and all. Yet where the now-reformed Fat Bald Priest may or may not have found forgiveness from the Messiah, the good shepherd's flock was significantly less willing to welcome a black sheep back into the herd.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Season 2[edit | edit source]

The Fat Bald Priest debuted in 8chanmania XXXVII. Despite of both questioning his faith, the newly ordained clergyman put the fear of god back into Shirou Emiya and Ephalon. Running into Ran Yakumo, however, the FBP made the mistake claiming he knew there whereabouts of her little girl, Chen. The resulting misunderstanding (and his own background) meant the fluffy fox mum rapidly turned into an angry bear mom.

Season 3[edit | edit source]

The Fat Bald Priest accompanied his fellow priest John Ward to exorcise the demon lurking in 8chanmania LXXIII. To Ward's dismay, his supposed colleague promptly got rid of his new habit and turned back to his old habit - being the Fat Bald Bastard.