Isaac Clarke

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Isaac Clarke
Isaac Clarke Image.png
Stomper Surpeme
Birthday June 5, 2465
From Earth (United States Sector)
Height N/A
Weight N/A

Debut Match
Isaac Clarke W
Submission
Regenerator
8chanmania XXXV
First Victory
Isaac Clarke W
Submission
Regenerator
8chanmania XXXV
First Championship
W
Sub
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Isaac Clarke is a ship systems engineers who is seriously tired of all these motherfucking necromorphs on this motherfucking spaceship. If you know what's good for you, don't bring up the topic of markers or anything marker-related up in his relative proximity.

Isaac starred in Dead Space and its two sequels, but people would rather not think about the latter.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

It is rumored that Isaac made his debut during the first Season of 8chanmania, but these claims can not be proven beyond a doubt.

Isaac's first recorded appearance was in 8chanmania XXXV, where he managed to produce submission victories against Regenerator, ReDead, and Squigly, but ultimately had to tap out against NES Jason Vorhees during the finals.

In 8chanmania XXXVII, he won against Matango, only to have himself thrown out of court by Lana Skye.

Quite a bit later, in 8chanmania XCV, Isaac (accompanied by his totally trustworthy security officer Zach Hammond) arrived to fix the mania's gellar field that had been broken a mere three weeks earlier. What they instead found was Reyn, whom Isaac treated with his reliable 'Stomp until it stops moving' method. Their next encounter with Chris Redfield and his tag-along buddy Otacon saw Isaac suffering an emotional crit when Otacon pointed out his girlfriend only existed in his head. Infuriated, the engineer not only took apart Redfield, but also swore to bring his beloved Nicole back to life by means of the Wrestle Gear - which never came to be, as he was defeated by the SS13 Janitor in the quarter finals.