NES Jason Vorhees

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NES Jason Vorhees
NES Jason Vorhees Image.png
Birthday 6/13/1946
From Crystal Lake, New Jersey, USA
Height 6'6"
Weight 255 lbs

Debut Match
NES Jason Vorhees
L
Dante
8chanmania II
First Victory
NES Jason Vorhees Pin
W
Pyramid Head
8chanmania XXXV
First Championship
NES Jason Vorhees Submission
W
Isaac Clarke
8chanmania XXXV


It's Jason Vorhees - specficially from the (in)famous 1989 NES version of Friday the 13th.

Bio[edit | edit source]

In life, Jason was a poor sod whose deformity made him the constant target of bullying by other kids at the Crystal Lake summer camp - up to and including throwing him into Crystal Lake itself. Jason miserably drowned, his cries for his mother unheard as the counselors who were supposed to watch over him and the other kids were too busy proverbially screwing around.

Eventually returning as a vengeful revenant, Jason spends his days tormenting the camp councilors of Crystal Lake (i.e, the player character) by invading the log hut of the child the farthest away from them and molesting the kid with his mache-, that is, cleaver. His white-and-red-mask also turned teal. Such is the power of the Nintendo Entertainment System.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Season 1[edit | edit source]

NES Jason likely debuted in 8chanmania II, where professional demon hunter Dante went crazy on him.

He next participated in 8chanmania XXI, and was set to face Roman Reigns. However, TNA fucked up and instead of fighting Roman Reigns, he fought another NES Jason Vorhees. This fuckup is what would kick off Roman's rivalry with Jason.

Season 2[edit | edit source]

Jason won the belt of 8chanmania XXV, defeating Pyramid Head, King Ramses, Controller, and the The Snatcher, before facing and crushing Isaac Clarke in the finals. This made him the second champion of 8chanmania's second season.

Unfortunately for him, chasing after frightened teens seemingly did little to train him for the other champions at 8chanmania LXVI - he got kicked out of the preliminaries by Jack Skellington.

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