8chanmania LXVI

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8chanmania LXVI
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"The Second Grand Finale" Edition
Start Date June 9th, 2019
End Date June 9th, 2019
Champion Yuuka Kazami/The fucking IRS

Preceded By: Followed By:
8chanmania LXV PilotMania


8chanmania LXVI was the 33rd and final mania of 8chanmania:Season 2. It was the 66nd mania overall. This mania featured every belt winner of the second season of 8chanmania.

Roster[edit | edit source]

Preshow Match[edit | edit source]

Bracket[edit | edit source]

Preliminaries   Best of Sixteen   Quarter Finals   Semi Finals   Finals
                                   
                       
Bury Pink Girl Sub
Yuuka Kazami W  
Yuuka Kazami W
  Dr. Morbis Pin  
Machamp Pin
 
Dr. Morbis W  
Yuuka Kazami W
  Plum Pin  
Jack Skellington W
 
NES Jason Vorhees Pin  
Jack Skellington Pin
  Plum W  
Cirno Pin
 
Plum W  
Yuuka Kazami W
  Kunio P  
Impact Brawler W
 
R-23 KO  
Impact Brawler Pin
  Kunio W  
BanchoLeomon Pin
 
Kunio W  
Kunio W
  Teagan Almace Pin  
Doomguy W
 
Sans Pin  
Doomguy Sub
  Teagan Almace W  
Solaire of Astora Pin
 
Teagan Almace W  
Yuuka Kazami W
  [[Muscle Wizard]] Pin
8chanmania Audience Member W
 
Buane KO  
8chanmania Audience Member Pin
  Ansem W  
Ansem W
 
Madara Uchiha Pin  
Ansem Pin
  Line-Block W  
Mr. Shake Hands Man W
 
Roman Reigns Sub  
Mr. Shake Hands Man Pin
  Line-Block W  
Nothing Pin
 
Line-Block W  
Line-Block Pin
  [[Muscle Wizard]] W  
[[Lamaj & Erioiore]] KO
 
John Doe W  
John Doe W
  White Mage Pin  
Rita Ciano Pin
 
White Mage W  
John Doe Pin
  [[Muscle Wizard]] W  
Brauggi W
 
[[Wailord]] Pin  
Brauggi Pin
  [[Muscle Wizard]] W  
[[Muscle Wizard]] W
 
JC Denton KO  



An Apocalypse in Green[edit | edit source]

While the remaining wrestlers fought out the last few matches during the semi-finals, GLaDOS and SHODAN made clear their intention of taking back the Aperture Science Physical Testing Facility by teaming up and booting out Hatsune Miku. The latter vainly tried to maintain control over the facility, but as Yuuka Kazami stood triumphant following her victory in the finals, the vocaloid realized that it could not hold back the other two AIs and subsequently sacrificed herself to free the wrestlers from a fate of continued testing at the hands of her 'colleagues'.

Yuuka took the belt of the grand champion. With no-one left to stop her, the youkai initially planned to turn the facility into a gigantic slaughterhouse by sealing all of its exits; creating a paradise for her genocidal fantasies. She quickly rescinded this plan, however, and instead voiced her desire to take control of the facility in order to turn it into a large garden.

Alas, she had not accounted for the incredibly poor accounting of Default-Chan. Having gone well beyond the budget to the point that the resulting debts had reached astronomical levels, Deffy had brought 8chanmania and its new grand champion to the attention of the singular most terrifying force the United States of America could muster: The IRS.

Render Unto Ceasar What is Ceasar's[edit | edit source]

Yuuka, coming from a world where barter trade and palace economy still reigned supreme, did not entirely understand what was going on as three (!) IRS agents crashed in through the windows from unmarked government helicopters. She nonetheless tried to put up a fight, leading to:

As the old saying goes: Only two things are certain - death and taxes. Yuuka lost the match and, being the apparent owner of the mania, immediately was arrested for tax fraud.

Under New Management[edit | edit source]

But just as all things where on their handbasket to hell, Mr. Shake Hands Man showed up, ready to give the IRS agents a deal they couldn't refuse. His own Banzai TV would buy up 8chanmania and take care of all its outstanding debts. Against all odds, the mania had been saved.

Or had it? Find out next time, at 8chanmania:Season 3!

TL/DR[edit | edit source]

TL/DR:

  • GLaDOS and SHODAN teamed up to wrestle control over the ring back from Hatsune Miku. Bereft of other options, Miku sacrificed herself to block the two other AIs.
  • Following her final win, Yuuka planned to turn the the facility into a large garden.
  • Due to slightly excessive budget expenditures and the resulting debt, 8chanmania and its facility instead was repossessed by the IRS
  • In a post-mania match, Yuuka fought 3 members of the IRS... and lost.
  • The mania was subsequently bought up by Banzai TV, as Mr. Shake Hands Man forced the IRS agents to honor the deal with a handshake.




Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • Custody of Ugandan Knuckles changed hands - from Dr. Morbis, to Yuuka, to Yuuka in prison.
  • Due to a fuckup, the semi-finals were rerun. Yuuka and Muscle Wizard won again.


Gallery[edit | edit source]