Kunio

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Kunio
Kunio Image.png
"Hot-Blooded Tough Guy"

"River City Jobber"

Birthday 11/27/Stuck being a teenager
From Nekketsu High
Height 5'7"
Weight N/A

Debut Match
Kunio Pin
W
Iron Bat
8chanmania XLVIII
First Victory
Kunio Pin
W
Iron Bat
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First Championship
Kunio Pin
W
Phantom R
8chanmania LIX


In-Game[edit | edit source]

Kunio is the leader of Nekketsu High, a mainly sports-oriented high school that was known to be an easy target for bullying until he came around and single-handedly wiped out everything affecting it. He's since taken on and conquered quite a few high-school sports championships, and went back on the streets thrice to take down some rich kid punk with a lot of lackeys, an invading gang looking to take over Tokyo, and his brainwashed childhood friend from ruling over everything with a strange power. Inside or outside the tourney, he has a very high tendency to talk like a heel while actually being quite friendly and down-to-earth. However, he's quite naive, and has a strong weakness for pretty girls.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Season 1[edit | edit source]

An early version of Kunio appeared in 8chanmania XXIV, but quickly got man-handled as well as dismantled by Barney Calhoun.

Season 2[edit | edit source]

Coming in from Nekketsu High, this hot-blooded manlet forever-teenager first had his long-awaited debut in Banchomania. His first match was against Metal Bat (who he thought was just some LARPer) from the One-Punch Man series, which resulted in a Pin victory for him right after his Ukemi-mode came into action. It took convincing from Iron Bat that no, Kunio did not sign up for the tourney just like everyone else. His second match was against Tetsuo Shima, which was also a pin victory in what was apparently under 6 minutes. His third match was with Akira Miyamoto. This was his toughest fight yet, actually having his ukemi out for the longest it's been, and barely avoided getting Submitted, winning via pin. His final match in that mania was against The King, who took him out quickly via CRIT! in the Semi-Finals.

His next set was in 8chanmania XLIX with his first match being against Dallas from Payday, which resulted in a win via pin. His next match was the long awaited grudge match between him and the Tiger Twins, also a pin for Kunio. His third match was against the Devil Summoner Protagonist, which got a pin victory. His fourth match was against Crazy Bus in the semi-finals, which was also won via pin. Sadly his train came to an halt against Ansem in the finals, in which the dark nigger won via tons of pinfalls, and norted Kunio.

The Norted.com Saga[edit | edit source]

Thanks to TNA's autism, a new power in Kunio has awakened; the power of being norted. In non-autistic terms that mean he's now darkness instead of hot-blooded fighting spirit, but he's still got the spirit? Maybe? Nobody knows, and nobody feels safe with Kunio's new power. Well except for Rare Akuma and Dark Donald, the latter thinking darkness is, as quoted, "Mcfucking Delicious."

Norted Kunio appeared with fellow belt cuck Brauggi in 8chanmania LIII aka Second Chance. They managed to beat up fellow banchos Daidouji and Rouga Zanma, but their second round proved tough after fighting the legendary MUGEN duo Dark Donald and Rare Akuma. It seemed both Kunio and Akuma had a severe want to fight each-other, as they refused to tag out for their partners and just wanted each-other's blood. After 30 minutes, the MUGEN duo won via pinfall. Kunio lamented about having Ansem's power and still losing, so now he wants to actually control it.

Said power would finally be his own in 8chanmania LIX, where he brutally beat everyone into a pin -- from Mr. Brown to Tarma Roving to Gene Yuss (who he mercilessly pummeled to a pulp AFTER the match) to beating the stuffing out of Pillowdin, and finally, after an extremely close match that had everyone sweating, Phantom R. The belt is finally his, and he may now might be able to rematch Ansem to show who is the true lord over darkness. And he also received a Dark Donald burger or something.

In the Finale (S2)[edit | edit source]

Kunio's first match was with the winner of BanchoMania, BanchoLeomon. The two exchanged words in a way that could only be described as two metal bats clashing against each-other like swords. Soon enough, however, BanchoLeomon was crushed under Kunio's sheer might. Impact Brawler and Teagan Almace soon fell to his might as well, but soon-to-be-champion Yuuka Kazami put it all to an unceremonious halt in the semi-finals, with Kunio finding himself on the receiving end of sheer bloodlust.

Will Kunio return to Season 3? Will he ever eat that damn Dark Donald Burger? Is his LORE fucked beyond belief? No-one knows.

Season 3[edit | edit source]

Oh wait, we do.

Kunio made his grand reappearance in 8chanmania LXVIII. He then made his grand disappearance when Ringo Ishikawa showed him the way out (someone who actually watched the mania fill in the details).

He and the same Ringo would subsequently team up for 8chanmania LXXVI, although both made it sufficiently clear that they fully planned to wreck the respective other after the finals. Their lack of team spirit presumably was their undoing - although they kicked the combined asses of the SS13 Security Officer and Javert, the two banchos were powerless against Mega Man X and Zero.

Seemingly freed from Ansem's dark influence by unknown means, Kunio resurfaced in 8chanmania LXXXIX. He fought and very nearly was killed by Luca Blight.

Gallery[edit | edit source]