Ansem

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Pinsem
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"HThe Pinseeker of Pindarkness"
Birthday Pin/Pin/199Pin
From Pintopia
Height Pin
Weight 3count
Manager Pinpin the Pinmaster

Debut Match
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Netherlord
8chanmania XXVIII
First Victory
Ansem Pin
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Goku
8chanmania XLIX
First Championship
Ansem Pin
W
Kunio
8chanmania XLIX



"This sneaky nigger jew will do nothing but use pins after a certain point. His postmodern, homosexual fighting style lead him to victory against Kunio (even after activating his ketchup powers) in 8chanmania XLIX. This really is the darkest timeline."
— A severely butthurt Kunio fan


Ansem is a major antagonist from the Kingdom Hearts series.

PIn Reality[edit | edit source]

Ansem, Seeker of Darkness, sometimes referred to as Xehanort's Heartless, is the main antagonist of Kingdom Hearts and the "Reverse/Rebirth" scenario in Kingdom Hearts Chain of Memories, as well as a supporting antagonist in Kingdom Hearts 3D: Dream Drop Distance and Kingdom Hearts III. He is a member of the real Organization XIII and the Heartless of Terra-Xehanort, and as such his appearance and personality are primarily derived from Master Xehanort, and he retains his original form's "shadow".

Ansem was created when Terra-Xehanort, masquerading as Ansem the Wise, reawakened his sleeping memories and split his heart from his body, creating a Heartless; this Heartless, also named Ansem, appears to have characteristics of both Emblem and Pureblood Heartless, and it is unclear exactly which category he falls under. However, because Terra-Xehanort did this of his own will, he retained his memories in his new existence, and gained the ability to control the other Heartless. With their power, Ansem attacked the Realm of Light, intending to have the Heartless consume the hearts of every world and lead him to Kingdom Hearts.

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Season 1[edit | edit source]

Ansem's first recorded appearance was in 8chanmania XXVII, where immediately was sent back home by Torchlight's Netherlord.

Season 2[edit | edit source]

Ansem won 8chanmania XLIX, after smashing through the competition and a final battle with Kunio. Ansem was notorious for having a cheesy, powerful style in the late stages of the round, where most of his moves at large damage were very strong, and would end in a pin, or he would pin the other wrestler when they were knocked down most of the time. Hence his new name, Pinsem. He was a no-selling monster, and he successfully defeated Goku, Unregistered Hypercam 2, Pajeet, Vivec, and even Kunio and then claimed the belt.

He tried to play another game of pinball after entering the grand finals of 8chanmania LXVI, where he touched the untouchable and defeated (You). However, the Seeker of Darkness eventually got whitened by Line-Block.

Season 3[edit | edit source]

Not quite content with the outcome, Ansem eventually returned in Season 3's 8chanmania LXXIX. Everyone's collective nightmare seemingly came true when the Pinner of Darkness began to win match after match - first outdoing the legendary Dagoth Ur (and stealing the Heart of Lorkhan in the process), then going after the pure heart of happy-go-lucky wrestler girl R. Mika, and even defeating the old mania veteran Donkey Kong. It already was feared that Ansem would go on to win his second belt, but hope came from an unlikely source - in the form of White Mage. Following a lengthy match and the application of so many submission holds that Ansem's tendons must resemble rubber at this point, the Norter finally tapped out; and there was much rejoicing.

Ansem's renewed attempt at pinnery in 8chanmania XC was quickly cut short by the Baka Brigade, represented by Zara.

Much of the same happened in 8chanmania XCVI, where Ansem was pinned by Kain.

Pintrivia[edit | edit source]

  • He wants darkness because nobody can see a nigger when it's dark.
  • Mentioning Ansem near fans of Kunio causes acute butthurt.

Gallery of Pins[edit | edit source]