Generic Fighter

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Generic Fighter
Generic Fighter Image.png
Muscle Wizard
Birthday 1974
From Any RPG ever
Height 4'8"+2d10
Weight 110 lbs.x2d4

Debut Match
Generic Fighter Pin
L
Goro
8chanmania XXXIV
First Victory
Generic Fighter Pin
W
Glitch Boss
8chanmania LI
First Championship
Generic Fighter & Knight W
Pin
American Bear & Big Mahu
8chanmania LXV


The generic fighter basically is every customizable RPG character ever, be it the player character or a potential party member.

Bio[edit | edit source]

Somewhat uniquely, the personality of the generic fighter is determined by the audience: At the start and end of every match featuring him, the host will normally open a poll asking the crowd in which attribute they want to invest a stat point (the three options usually being STR, INT, and AGI or CHA). Depending on the outcome of the poll, the personality of the generic fighter will then evolve to match a fitting class. His gameplay stats remain unaffected.

8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Season 2[edit | edit source]

The generic fighter debuted in 8chanmania XXXVI and immediately was sent packing home by Goro during the preliminaries after some bright lights suggested giving him a INT boost.

He fared quite a bit better during 8chanmania LI. Fed nothing but STR points right from the get-go, the generic fighter defeated Glitch Boss, Mach Rider, Darksol and Stairs-chan. By the time he faced Rita Ciano in the finals, the fighter had transformed into a full-fledged crusader, but this did little to help him against the fury from the boot of Europe, and he failed to win the belt.

His crusade has not ended however, and he challenged 8chanmania LXV alongside a fellow crusader. They brought down two evildoers, stopped a truck and a robot in their tracks, showed a murderer and his lawyer how medieval justice works, and gave a midget and a guy with steel for fists the Spear. The final showdown was against an average American and a Hawaiian, two behemoths the tag team proceeded to bowl over for the three count. Belt secured, and absolutely overflowing with STR, the crusading warrior evolved into a Kenshiroesque fighting sage known as the Muscle Wizard, and proceeded to test his new mettle against against his partner. Knight was strong. The wizard proved stronger.

As one of the champions of season 2, Muscle Wizard naturally was invited to the grand finals of 8chanmania LXVI, where he met plenty of other strong fighters. JC Denton fell before him, as did the equally muscular frost giant Brauggi. His fight against John Doe was particularly notable in that the wizard used his tremendously powerful muscle magic to help John man up, thus curing him of the nightmarish horrors that had been plaguing him since he first appear in the mania. He likewise and fittingly enough bested Tetris Block and its nihilistic followers from The White, before he finally faced the dreaded Yuuka Kazami in the last round.

And lost. To the dismay of the collected crowd, the Muscle Wizard was bested by the genocidal flower youkai. Had it not been for the unlikely intervention of the IRS and a little deal brokered by Mr. Shake Hands Man, 8chanmania would have faced dark times indeed.

8chanmania C[edit | edit source]

The Generic Fighter/Muscle Wizard was one of the requested guests for 8chanmania C, where he bested the legendary Kenshiro.

Gallery[edit | edit source]