Rita Ciano

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Rita Ciano
Rita Ciano Image.png
"/ita/'s mascot"
"Rita-chan"
Birthday '
From Italy
Height '
Weight '

Debut Match
Rita Ciano Pin
W
Carlos Saul Menem
8chanmania XXXIV
First Victory
Rita Ciano Pin
W
Carlos Saul Menem
8chanmania XXXIV
First Championship
Rita Ciano Pin
W
Generic Fighter
8chanmania LI


Rita Ciano is /ita/'s board mascot. She is a very irritable and tough as fuck Italian bitch who is also very passionate about pasta consistency. Remember to never boil pasta with olive oil, or else she will kick your ass.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

She made her first appearance in 8chanmania XXXIV as /ita/'s rep. In that mania, she defeated Carlos Saul Menem, LIVII, and Richard after a very awkward confrontation where he failed horribly in trying to woo her. She had finally lost to that crazy powerful Jackie Chan Tulpa in the semi-finals. Unfortunately for her, she wanted to cause trabbru, and Jackie didn't want no trabbru.

She made a second appearance in 8chanmania XLI, where she teared right through Alto Cantabile, Galaxy Mage Amulvaro, and SAS Soldier, only to find her attempts of winning the belt frustrated by the soon-to-be champion Wailmer

Not to be discouraged, she appeared once more in 8chanmania LI, showing the right arm of Italian justice to "Bitch Got a Penis" Ankha, "Even in 8chanmania!" F.O.E., "First Champ" Senator Armstrong, "Enraged Mother" Betty Newbie, and finally tossed around a minmaxed STR Generic Fighter like pizza dough to secure her belt.

Her fiery temper not allowing her to stay on the sidelines, Rita acted as the trainer for Honchkrow during 8chanmania LIV. Her pet took care of the Grookey fielded by the drunk scot, but was unable to match the tortured Lopunny which the Marquis de Sade sent into the field.

All of Italy cheered when Rita finally arrived to fight in the grand finals of 8chanmania LXVI. All of Italy subsequently flipped its shit when the red-headed fury promptly lost against the seemingly docile White Mage, but for whatever it was worth, the match ended in friendship and lasagna.

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