Ankha

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Ankha
Ankha Image.png
"Mummy Cat"

"Bitch got a penis!"

Birthday September 22nd
From The Village
Height N/A
Weight N/A

Debut Match
Ankha Sub
W
Meirin Otowa
8chanmania XXXVIII
First Victory
Ankha Sub
W
Meirin Otowa
8chanmania XXXVIII
First Championship

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"All that glitters is not gold."
— Ankha


Ankha is one of the villager NPCs from Animal Crossing. She is a cat with yellow fur as well as blue hair and markings. She carries a distinct theme based on Ancient Egypt which is represented in her accessories, her makeup, and the decoration of her home.

Personality-wise, Ankha is a "snooty" villager, meaning that she carries an upper class (or more often, an "I'm better than you") air around her that often makes her appear self-centered and arrogant, if not downright rude the player. Like other characters with the same personality, she will warm up to the player in time, though.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Season 2[edit | edit source]

Ankha's first documented appearance is in 8chanmania XXXVIII. There, she first forced Meirin Otowa into submission before pulling the same trick on Mr Hyde. She went on to win against Serval and Nekoko via pinfall, and actually made it into the finals before facing defeat against Teagan Almace.

She immediately returned for 8chanmania XXXIX, winning against Mona and Almaz von Almandin before learning that Cirno is, in fact, the strongest.

She, alongside Bob, fought in the 8chanmania XLIV tag team tournament, only to be kicked out right during the preliminaries by Marina Liteyears and Plum.

She fought Rita Ciano in 8chanmania XLI. Her suggestion that the native Italian flavored her spaghetti with ketchup proved to be a catastrophic mistake, specifically when Rita defeated the mummy cat and tried to force-feed her an entire wheel of the dreaded Casu Marzu to her.

Ankha's initial attempts during 8chanmania LX were successful in that she defeated Marisa Kirisame, but has less luck against Baba one round later.

Her final appearance in Season 2 was during 8chanmania LXV, where she alongside some cosplayer that likes dressing up as Pikachu Libre. The two managed to defeat Ran Yakumo and her shikigami Chen, but were kicked out by the impressive cinematic skills of Agent 00 and Carlos Diaz in the next round.

Season 3[edit | edit source]

Cats have nine lifes, and Ankha just won't die. She consequently showed up again for 8chanmania LXXVII and quickly proved that she still had it in her by disposing of brawler girl Myoko and Lord of the Night Dracula (Castlevania). It was too bad that Bryan Fury is cruel to all things on principle, including animals.

For reasons nobody quite got, Ankha teamed up with Spider-Man for 8chanmania LXXXVII. It was a short-lived affair that ended at the hands of Glitch Boss and a Special Snowflake.

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • Fittingly enough, one of the tracks that almost invariably plays when Ankha is fighting is Walk like an Egyptian by The Bangles - something which many mania fans consider the only redeeming trait of the cat
  • Despite the meme, she does not actually have a penis.
  • Said meme originates from the mashup used for her theme, and the specific incident that caused it was the post match lore going on long enough. The reaction was one of hilarity when bitch got a penis was first heard, and has become a common joke ever since.
  • Said Theme is found here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EamxBOwGCKA