Special Snowflake

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Special Snowflake
Special Snowflake Image.png
Birthday '
From United States of America
Height '
Weight '

Debut Match
Special Snowflake W
Pin
Frost King
8chanmania LXXIV
First Victory
Special Snowflake W
Pin
Frost King
8chanmania LXXIV
First Championship

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The Special Snowflake is a woke weather phenomenon.

Bio[edit | edit source]

The Special Snowflake is a non-binary, non-neurotypical, person of indeterminable color (don't call zir 'white' - zhe is one 1/54th Cherookee) that is fluid in both terms of gender and when exposed to temperatures above the freezing point. Technically it's not even a snowflake, as zir considers the term a social construct.

It is a valiant fighter against the tyranny of the oppressive cis-triarchy and will mercilessly shame all those who - knowingly or not - oppose the ideals of diversity, inclusivity, and tribal infighting. Zher achievements include an arsenal of over 400 distinct preferred pronouns and a gold medal in the discipline of being offended at the Oppression Olympics of '06.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

The Special Snowlfake debuted in the Christmas-themed 8chanmania LXXIV. It promptly crashed the patriarchal castle of Frost King and defied the internalized misogyny of Esdeath. Alas, all of her complaints fell on deaf ears when she fought against Melchiod of the Three Wise Men.

In 8chanmania LXXXVII, zhe formed a somewhat unusual tag team alongside Glitch Boss. The two won their first match against Spider-Man and Ankha, but lost the subsequent one against the 80s Noise Marine and a Goff Rocka when the Snowflake tapped out in a submission hold.