Betty Newbie

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Betty Newbie
Betty Newbie Image.png
"Mother of the Antichrist"
Birthday '
From Pleasantview
Height Sim Height
Weight Sim Weight

Debut Match
Betty Newbie
Bob Newbie
Pin
W
Beavis
Butthead
8chanmania XXXI
First Victory
Betty Newbie
Bob Newbie
Pin
W
Beavis
Butthead
8chanmania XXXI
First Championship

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Betty Newbie (née Simovitch) is one of the default Sims populating the neighborhood of Pleasantview in The Sims 1. She is the spouse of Bob Newbie.

Bio[edit | edit source]

As a couple that recently moved into Pleasantview, Bettie and Bob basically serve as a tutorial chapter for the players, allowing them to learn the basic ropes about everything ranging from getting a job to the social system with controls relationships between individual Sims. Her personality gets a bit more fleshed out in The Sims 3 and 4, but then again, who played those?

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Season 1[edit | edit source]

Like most characters who debuted in Season 1, the exact when and how of Betty's first appearance have been lost to history. Her first recorded appearance was during 8chanmania XXXI, where she and Bob formed a tag team that defeated Beavis and Butthead. (At least) one round later, the couple faced Long Long Man and Tooru-Kun, only for Betty to infamously inflict a double KO on both Japanese men all by herself.
It was also during this time that Betty announced she was pregnant.

Betty and Bob made another appearance in the intermission matches during the Brendan Frasergy Movie Night. In particular, they - alongside Ski Free Yeti fought against a team consisting of Grace, Trip, and Yeti Girl. Needless to say, a team containing Betty Newbie could not lose. After the battle, Betty announces that the name of the unborn son in her womb would be Damien.
Uh oh.

Season 2[edit | edit source]

Betty apparently cut her maternity leave to participate in 8chanmania LI. She landed a good pinfall against Marie Poppo, but could not prevent the little shit from stealing her wallet. In the next round, she faced the dreaded Scuttlebug, but the latter made the catastrophic mistake of trying to evoke doubts about the existence of her own child in the freshly-baked mother. Long story short, Scuttlebug ate a nasty KO. Betty's fight against Game Over Grunty likewise was a remarkable success, and indeed, it was only when maternal fury was faced with Italian fury in the form of Rita Ciano that Betty herself finally was defeated via pinfall.

Perhaps it was for the best - Damien does not like waiting.

Season 3[edit | edit source]

Presumably busy with maternal duties, Betty would only reappear in 8chanmania LXXXVI. Having given her son into the care of Default-Chan and Violet, her endeavor to transform the prize money into his future college fund saw her turning back into a killing machine. Betty thus destroyed Kappa Mickey, Josh Nichols, and even Liberty Prime until a proverbial super hero by the name of Spider-Man brought a halt to the mother bear.

It goes beyond saying that Betty showed up for 8chanmania XCI on Mother's Day. Eve's suggestion that her son Damien was anything other than a perfectly normal baby boy (and her request to 'borrow' him) immediately sent Black Betty into nuclear mode. Her maternal anger additionally saw her tearing through Deliah Ketchum, but alas, she was nothing compared to (You)r Mom.

Betty's last show in the big show proper came during 8chanmania C, where her timely intervention not only prevented the Fat Bald Bastard from laying his hands on the wife and daughter of Matthew Stevens, but also saw her effectively murdering him in three matches in a row, and ultimately had her sacrifice him to her innocent baby son Damien.