Ski Free Yeti

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Ski Free Yeti
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The Abominable Snowman
Birthday N/A
From N/A
Height N/A
Weight N/A

Debut Match

8chanmania X
First Victory

8chanmania X
First Championship
W
8chanmania X


Ski Free Yeti, also known as the Abominable Snowman, is a monstrous entity from the eponymous Ski Free; a simple 16-bit game which somehow found its way onto the PC of everyone and his mom back in the day.

Bio[edit | edit source]

Ski Free Yeti has a very methodical approach to life. His chief occupations are (in order):

1. Finding skiers that trespass on his slope.

2. Chasing said skiers.

3. Eating said skiers.

Owing to his wide-spread appearance on many early personal computers, Ski Free Yeti carved himself a legacy of dread and terror in the hearts of many young gamers that would eventually grow into the bitter, cynical assholes that watch 8chanmania, making him a fan favorite.

Having met Yeti Girl during the early days of the first season, the two were married as of Season 2, and finally had a child in the form of Yemmi as of Season 3.


In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Season 1[edit | edit source]

Ski Free Yeti first starred with Yeti Girl in a tag team during 8chanmania X. Together, the two defeated:

They subsequently had to fight one another over the issue of belt ownership, but while Ski Free Yeti whooped Yeti Girl's fluffy arse, it was generally accepted that the two became a couple afterwards.

Prior to 8chanmania XI, Ski Free Yeti formed a four-party team alongside Jesus Christ, Doomguy, and Proto Man in order to defeat a hilariously over-buffed Wampa. The four won the fight, with Ski Free Yeti finalizing the win via pinfall.

As a champion, Ski Free also participated in the grand finale of 8chanmania XXXIII. He defeated fellow ice monster Wampa, had Captain Qwark tap out against him, and even ruled supreme against Jesus Christ. The only thing that prevented him from making past the quarter-finals was Clown.

8chanmania x MFW - IN/V/ASION and the Frasergy Movie Night[edit | edit source]

Ski Free Yeti took part in the 8chanmania x MFW - IN/V/ASION event, with him being one of the carefully selected fighters sent out against those of Monster Federation Wrestling. He lost to Yeti Girl in the preliminaries.

Still not done with their marriage dispute, and interlude battle during the Brendan Frasergy Movie Night saw Ski Free Yeti team up with Betty Newbie and Bob Newbie, while his sweetheart had joined the other time alongside Trip and Grace. It was his team that ultimately won when he and Betty removed Trip from the premises.

Season 2[edit | edit source]

Ski Free Yeti made his solo debut in 8chanmania XLIII. Rest assured, he promptly had to fight Yeti Girl again, and lost to her this time 'round.

Season 3[edit | edit source]

This exact scenario repeated in 8chanmania LXXIV, where Yeti Girl once more punched the living crap out of her husband.

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • As revealed in 8chanmania LXXIV, his name (or at least a translation thereof) is "Greg".

Gallery[edit | edit source]