Doomguy

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Doomguy
Doomguy Image.png
Birthday Unknown
From USA
Height 6'0"
Weight 180 lbs

Debut Match
Doomguy W
Biker
8chanmania II
First Victory
Doomguy W
Biker
8chanmania II
First Championship
Doomguy W
Submission
Scuttlebug
8chanmania LX


"RIP AND TEAR!"
— Doomguy


William J. "Doomguy" Blazkowicz is the protagonist of Doom series.


Bio[edit | edit source]

Supposedly the grandson of Commander Keen's William "Billy Blaze" Blazkowicz (who in turn is the grandson of Wolfenstein 3d's B.J. Blazkowicz), Doomguy is a hardened space marine - ready and trained for action. His original post on Mars left him woefully deprived of the former, until local scientists messed up with their project on teleportation technology and unwittingly unleashed proverbial hell.

Doomguy went on to merrily brutalize the invaders to the point that he became more of force of nature than a regular human being. When he eventually returned to Earth and found that the demons had killed his pet rabbit Daisy, things became personal.

Long story short: If god says you are going to hell, it s a threat aimed at you. When god says Doomguy is going to hell, it is a threat aimed at hell.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Season 1[edit | edit source]

Doomguy may or may not have debuted back in 8chanmania I.

His first recorded appearance was in 8chanmania II, where he won his first victory against Biker, but then found himself out-wrestled by the professional wrestler Bayley.

Doomguy likewise fought in 8chanmania III, although missing records mean nothing beyond him being there is known.

He next arrived for two pre-show battle prior to 8chanmania XI. In the first, he fought and royally trashed Anthony Burch. In the second, Doom Guy was part of a four-man team (alongside Jesus Christ, Ski Free Yeti, and Proto Man: facing off against an intentionally overpowered Wampa. They won the battle via numerical superiority and a handy pin from the Yeti.

For 8chanmania XX, he teamed up with the Marathon Security Officer. The lesson or two they paid to Serious Sam and an EDF Ranger was swiftly repaid by Pyra & Rex.

Doomguy's stint in 8chanmania XVIII came to an abrupt halt when he ran into the Office Oni.

Season 2[edit | edit source]

In Season 2, he showed up for 8chanmania XXXV, but was immediately kicked out by the Death Knight right in the first round. Not exactly his proudest moment.

He formed a tag team with his old buddy Ranger for 8chanmania XLIV. The two ripped and tore through multiple opponents at record speed, including:

Indeed, the old FPS veterans might have taken the belt, were it not for the excessive police brutality showcased by Lamaj and Erioioire.

He and Ranger teamed up once more for 8chanmania LIII. As usual, Ranger busily jobbed while Doomguy kicked the shit out of Kanoman=Walking and The Gray Man, but all of his strength was of little use to the Royal of Rip and Tear when Ranger tapped out during their following fight against Cate Archer and Point Man.

Doomguy finally won his belt in 8chanmania LX. To this end, he tore through Mach Rider, Phoenix Wright, Carlos Diaz and The Cheetahmen. Scuttlebug tried his usual fuckery on him when it came to the finals, but Doomguy plainly is too angry for that kind of shit to work on him.

During the grand finals of 8chanmania LXVI, Doomguy apparently mistook Sans for a revenant and began to rip and tear him apart bone by bone. His killing spree came to a quick end when he (somehow) was forced into submission by Teagan Almace one round later.

Gallery[edit | edit source]