Scuttlebug

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Scuttlebug
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That fucking bug
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First Victory

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First Championship

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Motherfucking Scuttlebug. What initially looks like nothing more than one of those relatively harmless critters from Super Mario 64 actually is one of the most cold-blooded and dangerous entities 8chanmania has ever seen (and one of the first wrestlers with its own dedicated special effects during the livestream).

Bio[edit | edit source]

Scuttlebug's background is murky. Many mania fans theorize that he originally was yet another enemy NPC until driven feverishly insane after being used for Pannekoek's speedrun strats, but this is pure conjecture. Why or how it acquired its degree of sentience and cruelty remains a mystery.

What can be said about Scuttlebug is that it knows it is locked within a game, and that it will do everything in its considerable powers to escape from it - something which twelve out of ten people think should be prevented at all costs.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Season 1[edit | edit source]

Scuttlebug featured most prominently in the first season of 8chanmania, which means that available information about it is holey.

It fought in 8chanmania XXII, where it defeated Teagan Almace and King Ramses before succumbing to John Doe.
Despite of the fact that he lost to Doe, Scuttlebug still managed to throw the former into an existential crisis; leaving John Doe to wonder whether or not he actually was a real person with a real family (as opposed to being an amalgam of all American John Does, or simply a video game character).

Scuttlebug also appeared in 8chanmania XXV. There, it first out-virus'd Sigma of MegaMan fame before forcing TNA Anon himself into proverbial submission; once more showing that this entity is wildly out of control. Chen and the power of her Honk mercifully got rid of it during the quarter-finals.

In a pre-show match prior to 8chanmania XXVI, Scuttlebug fought and won against Mara, absorbing part of its code in the process.

Season 2[edit | edit source]

Its first appearance in Season 2 was during 8chanmania XXXVII, where it promptly got booted out by Papa Nier during the preliminaries.

8chanmania LIII turned out to be another disaster for it - Scuttlebug teamed up with its old nemesis Pannekoek, but nonetheless got its shit kicked in by H.P. Lovecraft and Maya Tesch right in the preliminaries.

His attempt to corrupt 8chanmania LIV didn't fly so good either, due to the fact his 'M ended up getting hammered into submission by Not Kirby.

Unable to stay down for good, he returned for 8chanmania LX, this time by revealing to Robbie Rotten that he's merely a fictional facsimile of a dead person. Things would not go as planned for him however, after he was matched up with two combatants who were completely immune to his own sick brand of mind games, and although he managed to simply overpower the first one (Baba) and taunt him in his own language, the next one, Doomguy, managed to squish him just before his mind numbing drugs completely lost their effect.

He appeared once more, despite being FUCKING SQUASHED BY DOOMGUY in 8chanmania LXI, where he has been handed what might be his single most embarrassing defeat yet, after beating up Default-Chan who tried to steal his slot, he got his ass handed to him by Dolly Chan of all people.

He returned once again in 8chanmania LXIV, where he was promptly displaced once again as a threat by Coyote.

Thoroughly pissed and very eager to get his heat back, Scuttlebug teamed up with a certain abomination for 8chanmania LXV. His plan to regain his infamy was cut short by Demifiend and Raidou Kuzunoha XIV.

Season 3[edit | edit source]

In Scuttlebug's defense, it won't give up. Which did not help it in 8chanmania LXXI, where he was wrecked by Captain Padraig. This marked it's tenth total loss in the mania and produced such immense butthurt in the bug (well, arachnoid) that it bitterly asked not to be nominated again. And if the 8chanmania audience was sadistic enough to do such a thing....

Turns out it is. Although the Scuttlebug seen in 8chanmania LXXXIV was a regular, garden-type specimen. And, like his neurotic cousin, promptly jobbed again; losing to Obj_Motherfucker in the preliminaries.

Gallery[edit | edit source]