Long Long Man

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Long Long Man
Long Long Man Image.png
Birthday Unknown
From Japan
Height Unknown
Weight Unknown

Debut Match
Long Long Man
Tooru-kun
W
?
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8chanmania XXXI
First Victory
Long Long Man
Tooru-kun
W
?
?
8chanmania XXXI
First Championship

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The longest man in Japan joins the mania to throw down and claim the belt.

In Reality[edit | edit source]

Long Long Man is a simple man who enjoys long Sakeru Gummies. His love for the long gummy attracted the eye of a dying Japanese girl, who was willing to sacrifice everything to be with him. Sadly for her, Long Long Man was not interested, and instead took Tooru-Kun with him instead.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Season 1[edit | edit source]

Long Long Man debuted in 8chanmania XXXI, forming a tag team together with Tooru-Kun. Poor bookkeeping means that the exact outcome of the tournament has been lost to history, but it can be deduced that that the two at least made it out of the preliminaries before suffering a double KO at the hands of Betty Newbie in the next or one of the following rounds.

Season 2[edit | edit source]

Long Long Man once again formed a team with Tooru-kun for 8chanmania XLIV, and drew Trip and Grace in the first Round. After mentioning that he and Tooru needed to get back to creating their melon flavored Sakeru Gummy, Trip goes berserk and attacks Long Long Man. Team Sakeru would earn the victory by making Trip tap out. In the Second Round, facing Kain and Raziel, Tooru-kun would do the heavy lifting, pinning Raziel for the win. In the Quarterfinals, the suave duo would fall to the eventual champions in Lamaj and Erioioire.

Long Long Man and Tooru-Kun once more attempted to sell their gum during 8chanmania LIII, but were somehow outclassed by Arliss Michaels and Matt McMuscles.

Season 3[edit | edit source]

Not one to be outclassed by any stretch of the gum, Long Long Man returned for 8chanmania LXIX. He impressively showcased his powers through a KO victory against Mike Haggar, yet was unable to stand up to the soul-stealing magic of Shang Tsung.

It went beyond saying that only something very long could be Long Long Man's team partner for 8chanmania LXXVI, so few people were startled when it was the massive Snowager that accompanied him into the arena. Together, the two defeated the internet personality Stork and Sweet-P, but could not handle Violet and her baby yeti.