Jenny Wakeman

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Jenny Wakeman
Jenny Wakeman Image.png
"XJ9"
Birthday '
From Tremorton
Height 6'6"
Weight 600lbs

Debut Match
Jenny Wakeman L
Pin
Spawn
8chanmania XXXIV
First Victory

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First Championship

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Jenny Wakeman is the main protagonist of the animated show My Life As a Teenage Robot.

Bio[edit | edit source]

Designed by her creator and "mother" Nora Wakeman, Robotic Global Response Unit XJ-9 (also known under the civilian name "Jenny Wakeman") is a state-of-the-art android whose superhuman body and wide-ranging arsenal of integrated weapons make her the ideal protector of planet Earth. At the same time, Jenny also was developed to have the personality of a teenage girl in the worst stages of puberty, meaning that her intended crime-fighting activities more than often conflict with her desired activities of dating cute guys or blindly following the latest trends in fashion like the hormone-addled hoe she is.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Prior to the events of 8chanmania XXXIV, Jenny fought a pre-show match against Spawn for the right to represent /co/ in the actual tournament. She eventually lost, but was given another preshow match against against 2B which she won; also via pinfall.

Her next stop was in 8chanmania XXXVI. She managed to defeat the Machine Cultist before tapping out to Velvet Crowe. Jenny subsequently was whisked away to have "tests" done on her, courtesy of GLaDOS.

Following a lengthy and suspicious absence from the mania, Jenny made a surprise reappearance in 8chanmania XLVI, albeit registered as and under the control of the Laughing Man. She crashed the systems of Curly Brace, allowing Laughing Man to take over her frame instead and setting Jenny free.

After having been missing from 8chanmania as an official wrestler for 10+ manias she finally returned in 8chanmania LIII with one of her ambiguously white bullies. The plan initially worked well enough to defeat Vectorman and Andrew Jackson, but not well enough to bring down Haze and Buddy Armstrong.

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • I WANT TO CLANG HER I BET HER SKIN ISN'T COLD AND METAL AT ALL FUCK MY BONER HAS REACHED THE SIZE OF MOUNT EVEREST I WANT TO BONE HER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  • Despite being the main character and the most important reason as to why My Life as a Teenage Robot hasn't been forgotten (for obvious reasons) she is not the MLAATR character with the most appearances in 8chanmania, having been outdone in that regard by Tiff Crust.