Mr. Hankey

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Mr. Hankey
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"The Christmas Poo"
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From The Sewers
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Debut Match
Mr. Hankey ???
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8chanmania IX
First Victory
Mr. Hankey Pin
W
Letty Whiterock
8chanmania XLIII
First Championship

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Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo is a much-beloved character from South Park.

Bio[edit | edit source]

True to South Park's refined sense of humor, Mr. Hankey is a talking turd that brings joys, merriment, and presents to children on Christmas Eve if they were particularly well-behaved and enjoyed a fiber-rich diet. Being literally full of shit, he sadly leaves certain brown stains wherever he goes, and thus draws strong suspicion from assorted adults that plainly can't see him. Not bound by religious confessions, Mr. Hankey is particularly close to the Jewish Kyle Brovlofski, and consoles him when his mother forbids the boy from taking part in his school's Christmas Play.

Mr. Hankey actually was derived from the childhood of South Park co-creator Trey Parker, who decided to refuse flushing down his turds while he was a young child, and subsequently had his old man telling him that his shit would come to life and murder him if he didn't flush it properly.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Mr. Hankey fittingly debuted in the first Christmas-themed 8chanmania IX. Sadly, most information about the event has been lost to history, so its unknown whom or what he first fought.

His second recorded appearance was during 8chanmania XLIII, where Mr. Hankey faced and eventually defeated Letty Whiterock. Unfortunately, he had the shit beaten out of him by Jack Skellington in the next round.

His last known battle came about during 8chanmania C, where this prancing piece hilariously fought against the diarrhea-ridden Johnny Sasaki. Although Mr. Hankey once more caught the short end of the stick, he nonetheless ended up taking a home inside Johnny's intestines, and presumably will be hibernating there until the next Christmas.