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The Postknight is the protagonist of the titular mobile game.
Bio[edit | edit source]
As his name implies, the Postknight is a warrior that delivers mail. This may seem like a relatively mundane task; but in an age where the areas between walled towns still happened to be forested woodlands and wilderness, the intensely curious local wildlife can become a bit of a problem.
How do you solve this problem? Simple: Kill every flimsy woodlands creature you meet! Actually delivering the mail (and or getting 'gifts' from one of the local wenches) is largely optional, but makes chasing the carrot on a stick in one of the most repetitive games to ever grace a smartphone slightly more bearable.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
The Postknight fought in 8chanmania LVIII. Already well-used to obliterating the local eco-system, the knight handily dispatched a demon penguin, but got smacked down and presumably snacked down by Garfielf one round later.