Garfielf

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Garfief
Garfief Image.png
Birthday '
From USA
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Debut Match
Garfief Pin
W
Ted Kaczynski
8chanmania LVIII
First Victory
Garfief Pin
W
Ted Kaczynski
8chanmania LVIII
First Championship

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"GarFIelf yoU FAt cAt"
— Jon Arbunkle


Garfief is the shitpost version of Garfield.

Bio[edit | edit source]

Garfief, as his owner Jon will testify, is an obese cat with a severe eating disorder. Garfielf, for its part, sees nothing disorderly about eating ("It's what I do."), and will steadfastly insist on his right to have a good meal when he is not busy enacting domestic abuse on the pet dog-slash-butt-monkey Odey. Both qualities leave Jon in a constant state of despair.

Originally spawned by a 2014 MS Paint shitpost vid with text-to-speech voice acting rivaling that of the earlier Dolan fad, Garfielf later evolved into a god-like eldritch abomination that would devour every source of nutrients in the household, the neighborhood, and reality itself. Which, in all fairness, isn't that much of a far call from the original comic strip.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Garfielf fought in 8chanmania LVIII; where it sought to win the mania in order to turn the Aperture Science Physical Testing Facility into a source of unlimited food. The fat cat defeated Unabomber Ted Kaczynski and pulled an Odie on Postknight, but then had an Edd pulled on him by Marie Kanker.