Reshiram

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Reshiram
Reshiram Image.png
Vast White Pokemon
Birthday '
From '
Height 10'06" (320 cm)
Weight 727.5 lbs (330 kg)
Manager Seto Kaiba

Debut Match
Reshiram Pin
L
Ditto
8chanmania LIV
First Victory

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First Championship

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Reshiram is a legendary Dragon/Fire-type Pokémon, debuting in Pokémon Black.

Bio[edit | edit source]

Following ancient tradition dating back to the venerable Pokémon Gold & Silver, Reshiram served as the mandatory god-like poster animal of Pokémon Black. Which you could beat the crap out of and subsequently enslave. In this, it also follows the Japanese tradition of getting back at god, and if only because the Shinto pantheon is a glorified protection racket.

At any rate, Reshiram being a divine entity mostly means it has a jet engine for an ass. Which makes more sense than it sounds when you consider that 'normal' dragons just spew flames from the other side. Reshiram generally uses the boost of this anal engine to power its its own flight, but if necessary, it can also unleash a rectal Ragnarök capable of altering the whole planet's atmosphere.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Reshiram fought in the Pokémon-themed 8chanmania LIV; with Seto Kaiba serving as its trainer. It promptly was sorted out by the Ditto of [Android 21]]; presumably because Kaiba kept insisting that it actually was a Blue-Eyes White Dragon.