Smithy

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Smithy
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From Weapons World
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Debut Match
Smithy W
KO
Mega Man X
8chanmania LVII
First Victory
Smithy W
KO
Mega Man X
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First Championship

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Smithy is the main antagonist of Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars.

Bio[edit | edit source]

When you think of your classical arms dealer, you imagine a somewhat sleazy bloke who readily dumps Soviet-era guns into war-torn third-world countries, and if the flames don't burn bright enough, he just fans them a bit further. But this is no true labor of love - for all of his labor and efforts, the classical arms dealer still is a slave of Mammon, and only does what he does for the sake of a fat profit.

Smithy, on the other hand, is a genuine arms enthusiast. When he invades other worlds and turns them into arsenals, his sole motivation is that their stark lack of guns can only be solved by adding more guns. And swords. And other shooty, stabby, or reasonably smashy bits. And if this means replacing the entire population of a world with semi-sentient weapons - well, so be it. You can always use a bit of target practice.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Smithy fought in 8chanmania LVII. He neatly outgunned Mega Man X, but ate a nasty KO from Green Soldier in the following round.