Soup Son
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The Soup Son is a fragrant emulsion of chicken stock, carrots, potatos, and celery.
Bio[edit | edit source]
As a lone woman is about to eat a soup in the dining room of her house, the soup suddenly begins talking to her. It calmly informs the female that her sole descendant in two hundred years' time will prematurely end her family bloodline, having grown addicted to something called the World Wide Web and foregoing reproductive activity in favor of it. As if to soothe her potential horror at this message, the soup quickly adds that it will survive beyond this last generation - as the recipe she created. As her creation. And, indeed, as her Soup Son.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
The Soup Son debuted in a pre-show match prior to 8chanmania LVIII, where it fought Hank Hill. It's rich, creamy texture was largely unaffected by the repeated punches and powerbombs of the Texan, allowing it to land a KO at precisely four minutes and 44 seconds.
The Soup Son would likewise act as the referee for the rest of this mania.
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- Umami, the creator of Soup Son, wrote his dialogue for the pre-show match.