Hank Hill

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Hank Hill
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King of the Pro-Pain
Birthday April 19, 1954
From Arlen, TX
Height 6'2"
Weight 220 lbs

Debut Match

8chanmania VI
First Victory

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First Championship

8chanmania VII


Henry 'Hank' Rutherford Hill is the protagonist of the TV show, King of the Hill.

Bio[edit | edit source]

Hank is a traditional, hard-working American man who loves his family and his job, which is selling propane at Strickland Propane. A true, red-blooded Texan, Hank would love nothing more than selling propane and doing BBQs until the end of time, but a mix of interpersonal issues, natural disasters, and the occasional societal collapse forces the good ol' boy to kick some ass from time to time.


In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Season 1[edit | edit source]

He first appeared in 8chanmania VI, and supposedly displayed himself as a remarkable fighter, only losing to an opponent whom was slightly more powerful than him, Yuuka Kazami.

He later won the belt in the next mania, 8chanmania VII.

Entering the grand finals of 8chanmania XXXIII, Hank's calm, rational mind thoroughly failed to wrap itself around the antics of Clown, and he was kicked out of the preliminaries.

Season 2[edit | edit source]

Hank Hill fought the legendary Soup Son in a pre-show match for 8chanmania LVIII. Unfortunately for him, Soup Son kicked his ass with a crit four minutes and forty-four seconds into the match.

Season 3[edit | edit source]

Hank attempted to reignite the propane at 8chanmania XC, but saw his attempt frustrated by Bob (Animal Crossing).

Having already served as the manager of his son Bobby Hill beforehand, Hank fittingly formed a team with him for 8chanmania XCVIII. Hank's recurring criticism of Bobby's peculiar fighting technique did little to stop the two from defeating George Constanza and Tomoko Kuroki after a misunderstanding about the latters' exact relationship turned sour. It certainly also did not prevent Bobby from ending their next match against Kazuma Kiryu and Kenshiro in only 48 seconds; specifically after he landed a nut-crushing KO against the Yakuza. Sadly, and against all expectations of the audience, the mix of propane and ballbusting proved to be virtually useless against the nanomachine-ladden frames of Senator Armstrong and Abby Anderson.
In an aftershow match during the same mania, Hank and Bobby fought Horatio the First and ... another Horatio. The latters' presumed "perfection" did little when the pro-pain hit hard.

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • Despite being billed from Texas, Hank was actually born in New York, in the bathroom of Yankee Stadium.


Gallery[edit | edit source]