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Alis Landale (also known as Alisa or Alice, not to be confused with Alice Liddell) is the main heroine of the SEGA RPG Phantasy Star
Bio[edit | edit source]
All was well in the star system of Algo and its three planets - Palma, Motavia, and Dezoris. Then the previously benevolent ruler King Lassic became afraid of dying, made questionable deals with an entity known as Dark Falz (or Dark Force, or Dark Phallus - no, seriously), and merrily began to oppress his citizen-subjects with his Robot-Cops.
One of the victims of said tyranny was a young spaceship worker named Nero. With his dying breath, he entrusted the magical short sword of his father to his younger sister, Alis. The latter goes on a quest of revenge against King Lassic and the dark dick that actually controls him.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Alis debuted in 8chanmania LXX, having apparently been brought there by no-one other than the dark reproductive organ. Although not happy to postpone her ultimate duel with Falz, she nonetheless defeated kiddler diddler Dan Schneider, the Stork that doesn't bring the babies, a WWEW Soldier and Baba before finally winning her belt by sending Dracula back to his coffin.
It turned out Dark Falz brought Alis to the ring to pay off his debts from an ill-advised investment into Segagaga. Alis proceeded beat some meat (specifically his) until it Dark Falz tapped and she could leave his clutches.
The belt she earned in the process allowed her to fight in the grand finals of 8chanmania XCIX, which she did with great vigor. Alis won her first match against the lethally seductive vampire lord Doris, but then had the misfortune of being matched up against a giant French robot piloted by a French heroine. Her subsequent defeat saw her thrown out at the tournament, and she went on to take a job as a receptionist at SEGA.