Dwayne Johnson

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Dwayne Johnson
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The Rock
Birthday May 2nd, 1972
From California, United States
Height 6'5 (196 cm)
Weight 260 lbs. (118 kg)

Debut Match
Dwayne Johnson
8chanmania III
First Victory

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First Championship

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"Do you smell what The Rock is cooking?"
— The Rock


Dwayne Johnson, better known under his nickname The Rock, is an American television chef.

Bio[edit | edit source]

Dwayne Johnson was born long before buffoons like Jamie Oliver turned cooking into some sort of trendy hipster hobby. Utterly dedicated to the culinary arts, he is notorious for giving unruly guests of his show "The People's Elbow" if they shouldn't know their role and shut their mouth. He notably used to run catering services for various major wrestling stables; providing stars like Steve Austin and Triple H with delicacies such as knuckle sandwiches and humble pie.

Aside from stirring pots, cracking eggs, and cracking skulls, Johnson also is a noted movie enthusiast; and has made it a hobby of his to smuggle himself into cameo roles for blockbuster movies such as The Scorpion King and whatever iteration Fast & Furious is at now.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

The Rock debuted in 8chanmania III. Sadly, all records beyond him not winning a belt have been lost.

He made another appearance in the battle royale-style Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny during 8chanmania C. The Rock and Darth Vader remained as the only two fighters left standing - which is a nicer way to say that their AI bugged out. The Rock was rendered utterly immovable, whereas Darth Vader began to circle around him like a planet orbiting its star. The two kept going with this even after the game's speed had been set to x1200 instead of its regular x1.5, and the match had to be aborted. It is rumored that Vader is still circling the rock to this very day.


Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • Johnson has a bachelor's degree in criminology and physiology.