Dwayne Johnson
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- "Do you smell what The Rock is cooking?"
- — The Rock
- — The Rock
Dwayne Johnson, better known under his nickname The Rock, is an American television chef.
Bio[edit | edit source]
Dwayne Johnson was born long before buffoons like Jamie Oliver turned cooking into some sort of trendy hipster hobby. Utterly dedicated to the culinary arts, he is notorious for giving unruly guests of his show "The People's Elbow" if they shouldn't know their role and shut their mouth. He notably used to run catering services for various major wrestling stables; providing stars like Steve Austin and Triple H with delicacies such as knuckle sandwiches and humble pie.
Aside from stirring pots, cracking eggs, and cracking skulls, Johnson also is a noted movie enthusiast; and has made it a hobby of his to smuggle himself into cameo roles for blockbuster movies such as The Scorpion King and whatever iteration Fast & Furious is at now.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
The Rock's sole known appearance was in 8chanmania III. Sadly, all records beyond him not winning a belt have been lost.
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- Johnson has a bachelor's degree in criminology and physiology.