Inquisitor Lancor

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Inquisitor Lancor


Inquisitor Lancor is a minor character from Warhammer 40.000 we totally did not make up.

Bio[edit | edit source]

A lauded veteran of the Ordo Malleus, Lancor's long and illustrious career already spans over the better part of a century, and likely won't end until either he or the dark gods themselves lie dead. So probably him, but that mostly means he will die doing what he loves to do: Sending daemons back into the warp with maximum prejudice. Be they Khornate, Tzeentchian, Nurglite, or Slaaneshi - Lancor hates them all equally, and upholds strong opinion they have no business in the materium.

Notable highlights of Lancor's eternal quest against Chaos include the scouring of Totgewaltleid IV, the cleansing of Mordundverderben VI, and the scrubbing of all the floors on the Litany of Total Absolute Apocalypse (his personal Inquisitorial Black Ship) after he lost a bet against the ship's captain. Which might sound patently ridiculous and took him nearly a year, but Lancor isn't the type to renege on a deal after it has been struck.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

In wake of the Chaos incursion during 8chanmania XCII, Lancor had taken up the thankless task of serving as the eyes and ears within the ring for the senior Inquisitor Draco. It was on his advice (and his insistence he saw some Genestealers skulking about) that Draco lowered himself to personally investigate the area, with all the unpleasant consequences this spawned over the course of 8chanmania XCIII.