Squidward Tentacles

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Squidward Tentacles
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Birthday '
From Bikini Bottom
Height '
Weight '
Currently
Managing
Mr. Krabs

Debut 8chanmania LXXX
with Mr. Krabs

Champions Managed


"... daring today, aren't we?"
— Mr. Krabs


Squidward Tentacles is a major character from SpongeBob SquarePants.

Bio[edit | edit source]

Squidward is a humanoid octopus that (reluctantly) works as a cashier in the Krusty Krab; with Mr. Krabs being his boss and Spongebob Squarepants his coworker. Unlike the idealistic and/or differently intelligent Spongebob, Squidward is perfectly aware he is a wage-slave under Mr. Krabs iron regime, and has come to despise his job, his boss, his colleague, his customers, and quite arguably himself.

One could easily argue Squidward is a thinly-veiled critic of capitalism - a once-noble soul whose high aspirations ultimately were drowned under gallons of deep-frying oil, and decayed into the caustic creature he is nowadays. One could equally argue this is the vain fever-dream of all those colleague students who majored in humanities, did not make it into marketing departments, and now have to flip burgers themselves.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Squidward briefly appeared in 8chanmania LXXX, where Mr. Krabs forced him and Spongebob to serve as his glorified cheerleaders. While the crustipede won his first match against Grant MacDonald, Squidward expressed a certain degree of schadenfreude when Lord-General Castor threw his boss into a boiling pot of water.