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Disco Hitler is an alternate-universe variety of Adolf Hitler.
Bio[edit | edit source]
In some distant part of the multiverse, a different form of Adolf Hitler recognized that a world-spanning war was not going to help anyone, and instead looked back towards his artistic side - especially his unfound potential in the field of music. Before Chamberlain or Stalin had any idea of what was going on, Hitler had utilized the resources he would have otherwise put into concentration camps into giant dance floors; ensuring Germany's popularity and cultural dominance for decades to come.
Rumor had it that Hitler visited each of the newly-erected clubs and personally ensured they met his fairly exacting standards for both the establishment and the music played therein. Those foolish enough to challenge the Führer experienced a personal holocaust as they were mercilessly danced into the ground.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Disco Hitler debuted in 8chanmania LXXXVIII. He took the floor by sending Master D back to the grave and outdid the splendid pirouettes of Hitler on Ice, yet ultimately didn't survive the Cock & Ball Torture on the part of Femdom Hitler.