Ren

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Ren
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Birthday April 17th, 1981
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Debut Match
Ren
Squilliam Fancyson
W
Segata Sanshiro
Satoru Iwata
8chanmania XXXI
First Victory
Ren
Squilliam Fancyson
W
Segata Sanshiro
Satoru Iwata
8chanmania XXXI
First Championship

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"GET ANGRY, REN!"
— The audience


Marland T. "Ren" Höek is one of the titular characters of The Ren & Stimpy Show

Bio[edit | edit source]

Described as an "asthma-hound chihuahua", Ren nominally appears to be the straight guy to the professional nutcase Stimpy. In practice, his continued exposure to the tomcat and the rest of the show's regular insanity have reduced Ren to an utterly psychotic wreck whose hair-trigger temper is one word away from a violent eruption.

Fondly remembered from his child-friendly cartoon show, Ren's later popularity sprung from the unconfirmed rumor that he - egged on by various Anons - would shut down the yearly E3 by going postal on it. This makes him a natural enemy to both the Dorito Pope and Squilliam Fancyson. He also feels burning jealousy towards Corona-chan, as it was the latter who actually managed to shut down the E3 for good.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Ren debuted at some point during the first season of 8chanmania, but exact details have been lost in the mail.

His first properly recorded appearance was in 8chanmania XXXI, where he ironically was teamed up with Squilliam. The unlikely duo defeated gaming legends Segata Sanshiro and Satoru Iwata, but the outcome of their next fight against Selena Agna and her Sister Repentia has been lost to history.

In the following 8chanmania XXXII, Ren was positively overjoyed at the prospect of getting to fight Squilliam as his first opponent. Until the squid defeated him and moved on to the next round, at least.

His last known appearance was in 8chanmania LII, where he quickly was kicked out by Proto Man.