Wailord
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Wailord is a water-type Pokemon introduced in Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire.
Bio[edit | edit source]
Wailord is a veritable giant amongst Pokemon, with a height (or rather, length) of roughly 47 feet. It chiefly feeds upon various forms of smaller fish Pokemon - especially Wishiwashis by herding them into a ball and then swallowing them whole. They do so with such a voracious appetite that fishermen actively have to drive off Wailords if the species procreates to quickly and thus empties their fishing grounds.
Wailords are known to dive to depths of up to 10.000 feet. They are surprisingly light-weighted for their size, measuring a mere 877 pounds while an equivalent Blue Whale may be between 10.000 to 300.000 pounds. As a result, Wailords can "float" on the water, and will not instantly pulverize any wrestler when they jump off from the turnbuckle.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Wailord debuted in its pre-evolution Wailmer form during 8chanmania XLI. It resisted capture by the Pokemon Trainer, sent Tetris Block back to Russia, defeated fellow Pokemon Pikachu Libre and spilled the spaghetti of Rita Ciano before finally taking on Shaggy Rogers. Having defeated its last opponent, Wailmer evolved into Wailord and has worn the belt of 8chanmania XLI around one of its baleen-like teeth ever since.
The grand finals of 8chanmania LXVI would see a fight between giants, and giants it were: Wailord faced the equally sizeable Brauggi, yet despite of the epic struggle that unfurled between the two titans, the marine pokemon eventually stood hopeless against the icy jotun.
Gallery[edit | edit source]
It had to fit somewhere.
