Daniel Lazarski

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Daniel Lazarski
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From Krakow, Fifth Police Republic
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Debut Match
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Pin
Oscar Masan
8chanmania XXXVIII
First Victory
Daniel Lazarski W
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Oscar Masan
8chanmania XXXVIII
First Championship

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Dan Lazarski is the protagonist of the horror game Observer.

Bio[edit | edit source]

Lazarski is a detective of the eponymous Observer police unit - a cybernetically enhanced investigator that, among other things, is capable of hacking into the nigh-omnipresent brain implants of other people in order to probe their memories for evidence. It's an understandably ugly business, but in a dystopian setting where the local mega corp-turned-government is very much concerned about the thoughts of its citizens, the job pays reasonably well.

The game picks up as Daniel receives a call from his estranged son, Adam. He traces back Adam's call to a decrepit tenement building in the hopes of doing some father-son bonding, but doesn't get to have it as Adam is currently missing his head. This sets up a recurring motif in that any person of interest Lazarski runs into is either dead or dying. Fortunately, his special ability means this doesn't get in the way of the plot.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Daniel Lazarski debuted in 8chanmania XXXVIII. He continued his trend of running into dead people running straight into Oscar Masan. After having apprehend the culprit for having diddled the kiddle (i.e, his nephew), the observer went out to fight Big Rig. Long story short, even the most intrusive mind hack doesn't work on a goddamn truck.

For the second chance tag-team mania of 8chanmania LIII, Lazarski teamed up with System Shock's own Hacker. All the 1337 h4ckz sadly did little to help them against the superior groove of Buane and Scatman John.

Though no longer directly involved, he made one last appearance in the Pokemon-themed 8chanmania LIV; serving as the trainer of Electabuzz.