Road Runner (TGT)

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Road Runner (TGT)
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"Resurrected Roadrunner"
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Debut Match
Road Runner (TGT) W
Pin
Blemmy
8chanmania LVII
First Victory
Road Runner (TGT) W
Pin
Blemmy
8chanmania LVII
First Championship

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The Roadrunner (or rather, this specific Road Runner) is a character from the Deviant Art masterpiece Tails Gets Trolled.

Bio[edit | edit source]

This incarnation of the Road Runner resembles the original specimen in as much as that it still is the eternal nemesis of Wile E. Coyote and constantly outruns both him and his traps.
It differs from the one in the original show in as much as that Wile E. recruits Shadow to kill Road Runner from him in exchange for explosives and cash, which Shadow promptly does by immobilizing the Road Runner and nonchalantly putting a bullet through its birdbrain.

Wile E. subsequently employs his necromantic powers (which obviously could never be shown on public television) to raise the Road Runner as his Undead minion and a very convenient means to get from A to B in a very timely fashion. The bird also plays an integral role in Wile E.'s epic fight against the Satanist Necromancer Demaro.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Road Runner debuted in 8chanmania LVII, with Wile E. Coyote (TGT) obviously serving as a manager to his undead thrall. The born-again bird performed impressively - it ran circles around the headless Blemmy, moved too fast as if that Nero could lay his Devilbringer on it, proved he would hurt a little girl by doing just that do Alma Wade, and somehow managed to outrun the card-carrying motorcycle freak Yusei Fudo. Having made it to the finals, its ultimate demise came at the hands of Solaire of Astora, who undid the necromantic bindings on its poor soul.

Or so anyone thought. For the Road Runner was soon to return in 8chanmania LXV, this time forming a tag team with the desert necromancer. Master and slave made it beyond the Tiger Twins, but did not survive the legal power of Phoenix Wright and ... whatever Steve has.

The Road Runner made a last solo apperance in 8chanmania LXXIX, where R. Mika quickly kicked it out of the preliminaries.

In 8chanmania LXXXVII, the resurrected Road Runner teamed up with the equally fast Kurt Wylde, and then got kicked out of the match in record time by JC Denton and Brauggi.