Aleksandr Pistoletov
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Bio[edit | edit source]
Aleksandr Pistoletov is a Russian singer and porn star. He likes to make music videos of him singing and dancing, but with one catch: He is usually completely nude, with his dick openly flailing about. In fact, he made his dick swinging part of his dances, spinning it around like a helicopter. This move was nicknamed "Dongcoptering". His most famous video and the one his 8chanmania model was based on was where he dressed like a pirate and sang over the Pirates of the Caribbean theme song. This became a meme when it was uploaded under the name "Cirno's Perfect Math Class ENGLISH SUB" with a fake thumbnail tricking people into clicking on it expecting to see Cirno.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Aleksandr made his 8chanmania debut at 8chanmania LVI. His first opponent was fellow pirate Catalina Erantzo. Amusingly, the match was decided by him sitting on her face for the 3 count. Following her was Hank J. Wimbleton, who he managed to make submit to his charms. Dr. Morbis was next, and was so disgusted with Aleksandr that he put the dongcopter pirate to rest with a pin.
