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Aleksandr Pistoletov
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Aleksandr Pistoletov is a Russian adult actor and hobbyist singer.
Bio[edit | edit source]
Given his profession, it can be taken for granted that Pistoletov owns a sizable cutlass to his name. Far from being a one-trick-pony, however, Pistoletov also has made it a hobby of his to record himself singing cover versions of and dancing to popular music titles. Catch One: He's not wearing any pants. Catch Two: Much of his dancing involves swinging his fully-erect dick around in wild circles; a move his dedicated fanbase has fondly christened "Dongcoptering".
Pistoletov is perhaps best known for his cover version of the main theme from Pirates of the Carribean. Not just because he looks pretty cool with a pirate hat, but also because nasty trorrs kept uploading the video under the title "Cirno's Perfect Math Class ENGLISH SUB". Coupled with the fake thumbnail that did the rest of the trick, this gave hundreds of kids who had wanted to see the strongest a good view of the shlongest.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Aleksandr made his 8chanmania debut at 8chanmania LVI. His first opponent was fellow pirate Catalina Erantzo. Amusingly, the match was decided by him sitting on her face for the 3 count. Following her was Hank J. Wimbleton, who he managed to make submit to his charms. Dr. Morbis was next, and was so disgusted with Aleksandr that he put the dongcopter pirate to rest with a pin.