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Drake Parker is one of the eponymous protagonists of the Nickolodeon show Drake and Josh.
Bio[edit | edit source]
A typical specimen of your average high school "cool kid", Drake holds an astounding indifference towards his own academic success but makes up for this by having a list of former girlfriends that is longer than the local phonebook. This makes him the polar opposite of his eager beaver-type stepbrother Josh Nichols; with their inherent differences when it comes to the natural approach to things providing much of the show's comedy.
Drake's bane of existence comes in the form of his little sister Megan, whose deep-rooted sadism towards her older brothers results in her screwing them over in ever more spectacular fashions without ever having to pay the bill for it. You think Bush did 9/11? Think again.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Drake Parker debuted in 8chanmania LXXXV, with Josh serving as his manager. He thankfully avoided getting a taste of the hard gay from Ash, yet failed to provide similar results against a Cultist (STS).
One mania later, in 8chanmania LXXXVI, Drake conversely saved as the manager of Josh.
With all good things coming in threes, the two brothers ultimately formed a tag team for 8chanmania LXXXVII. Motivated by the thought of getting another foot massage by their manager Dan Schneider, their earnest attempt to take down Eddie Guerrero and Infinite Cena arguably was bound to fail.