J-Bomb
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The J-Bomb is one of the playable vehicles from the Nintendo 64 RARE game Blast Corps.
In Reality[edit | edit source]
The J-Bomb is a humanoid machine designed to crush buildings as fast and efficiently as possible. To this end, the J-Bomb uses its back-mounted jet packs to first lift it above the (un)desired structure and then does a proverbial flip on it; razing whatever stands in its way as it comes crashing down with every last of its 120 tonnes. Despite of its robotic appearance, the J-Bomb is not autonomous and requires a human operator.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
The J-Bomb first debuted in 8chanmania LIX. It proved to be significantly stronger than old Popeye (who probably could not punch in buildings regardless of how much spinach he ate beforehand) and likewise proved a frustrating enemy to Sandro of Enroth. Alas, the machine was not built to withstand the holy wrath of Claude Frollo, and thus was scrapped amidst surges of hellfire.
J-Bomb made a second appearance in 8chanmania LXI, where he put HK-47 out of commission, sent Steve on a journey to search for more clues, and bombed without a J Scott O'Connor, but finally met his match at the hands of the supreme dance master Duane! He will appear once more in 8chanmania LXV alongside Tonka Truck, with The Engineer as their manager.
