J-Bomb
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The J-Bomb is one of the playable vehicles from the Nintendo 64 RARE game Blast Corps.
In Reality[edit | edit source]
Suppose you need to demolish a couple of buildings. Not any for any reason - certainly not because they're in the way of an autonomous vehicle gone haywire with one or two nukes on it. And certainly not because the whole thing will send significantly more than just a couple of buildings to Kingdom Come if gets so much as a scratch on its coat of paint. No, you really just need a couple of buildings gone - pronto, and ideally yesterday. What do you do?
Thanks to a couple of engineers and a few bits of repurposed military technology, the answer to the above question above is J-Bomb. Already the size of a small building itself, this humanoid mech can use its immense rocket pack to rise up until it hovers right above a building. A flick of a button later, it will flip down in a vertical dive, neatly crushing any floors it might encounter, and taking the the whole building with it by the time it reaches the ground floor.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Season 2[edit | edit source]
The J-Bomb first debuted in 8chanmania LIX. It proved to be significantly stronger than old Popeye the Sailor Man (who probably could not punch in buildings regardless of how much spinach he ate beforehand) and likewise proved a frustrating enemy to Sandro of Enroth. Alas, the machine was not built to withstand the holy wrath of Claude Frollo, and thus was scrapped amidst surges of hellfire.
J-Bomb made a second appearance in 8chanmania LXI, where it put HK-47 out of commission, sent Steve on a journey to search for more clues, and bombed Colonel Scott O'Connor. Despite of its noted agility for a building-sized mecha, it still ended up getting out-danced by Duane!.
For the tag-team 8chanmania LXV, The Engineer paired up J-Bomb and a Tonka Truck to form the ultimate demolition team. They wrecked uppity ninja lady Ikaruga and her Russian partner Akhmet, but even their building-raze power was no match for the steer STR stat of Knight and the Generic Fighter.
