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Pizza Ya San is the owner of the pizza shop from the eponymous Sven Co-op custom map.
Bio[edit | edit source]
Pizza Ya San is the owner of UBOA pizza shop. He runs one hell of a tight ship (whereas 'tight' can be roughly translated as 'the insects in the storage basement are headcrab-sized or larger'). Being an employee of Piazza Ya San's pizza shop comes with joys such as heaving to source wheat from the local fields by means of whacking it with a crowbar, succumbing to the toxic vapors inside the cheese storage, or driving off Houndeyes from the local meatshop.
If an when the employees survived for long enough to get the ingredients for the ordered pizza, they will have to bake it - by lobbing live grenades and one or two of their own into the oven. Needless to say, the smell of fresh pizza will immediately attract "the monsters tracking down the pizza"; so Pizza Ya San and the players have to fend them off with the constitutionally protected application of firepower. Honestly, be glad this is in-house and not delivery.
8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Pizza Ya San debuted in 8chanmania LXX. He tried to make several thousand pizzas that had been ordered over the span of the last few dozen manias by using Rotom-Heat, but neither it nor its trainer appreciated the move.
Still very much concerned about his pizzas, Pizza Ya San teamed up with Miketama for 8chanmania LXXVI to speed up their delivery. The two defeated Baba and Untitled Goose, made mincemeat out of Ganondorf and Exdeath, but could not kick the shiny metal ass of Mega Man X and Zero.
He would return for 8chanmania XCVII, and with a vengeance: Having given Marty McFly a proper blast from the past, Pizza Ya San went on to defeat Godzilla (and charge him for $15.95 pizza). It equaled a small miracle that he managed to safely bring his freight past the ever-voracious maw of Doc Louis, and while his initial attempt to simply shoot Abby Anderson for being in the way was foiled by the nanomachines in her system, he thought nothing of it and simply kicked her stiff rear in a more conventional fashion. The audience was already expecting to see the first Pizzamania, but Pizza Ya San ultimately was defeated by Teagan Almace in the finals.